JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO STOP BEING CALLED J.LO
 
Not that we really give a shit what this woman thinks, but it seems that Jennifer Lopez's pregnancy has pushed her levels of self-importance to heights that even 'Jenny from the block' would have shuddered at

Jennifer Lopez
 
Yes, J.Lo, who gave us her stupid name back in 2001 when she made it the name of her second album, now doesn't want to be known by the ridiculous contraction any more.

It is being reported that the singer-actress and her husband, Skeletor from 'He-Man', are insisting that People magazine, who have foolishly forked out $6m for the rights to print the first pictures of the couple's twins, aren't allowed to refer to her as J.Lo ever again. You came up with the name in the first place, you idiot!

The magazine is denying the story, but I guess it serves them right for giving the pompous bitch $6m in the first place. For that amount of money you'd hope to be able to call her anything you liked.

We can think of a few things...

Source:- http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news

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New mum Jennifer Lopez names twins

Singer Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have reportedly named their newborn twins Max and Emme.

Lopez' manager, Simon Fields, confirmed the babies' names to People magazine.

The twins were born at a Long Island hospital on February 22, with 5lbs 7oz Emme arriving about 15 minutes before her 6lbs brother. The hospital's name was not disclosed.

Fields said Lopez, a first-time mother at 39, was "thrilled" at the babies' arrival. Her 38-year-old husband has three other children.

The couple married in 2004.

The babies arrived a day after both their parents were named as winners of Latin music's "Premio Lo Nuestro" awards.

It was Lopez's father David who broke the news that she was expecting twins. He told a Spanish-language TV programme that twins run in the family.

Lopez, whose screen credits include Maid in Manhattan, The Cell and infamous flop Gigli, will soon be seen in comedy drama Love and Other Impossible Pursuits.

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Jennifer Lopez's twin masseuse

Jennifer Lopez has hired a masseuse and colour therapist for her newborn twins.

The 'Do It Well' singer and husband Marc Anthony have also reportedly ordered two Shetland ponies for son Max and daughter Emme, along with diamond-encrusted rattles, 600-count Egyptian cotton for the baby's cots and designer babygros for the nursery wing in her Los Angeles home.

A source said: "Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood. She hired a colour therapist to paint the nursery a beautiful aquamarine and light blue - colours which are supposed to have intelligence-boosting properties.

"She listened to classical music all through her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax the babies. She has hired a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week."

The 38-year-old star, who has allegedly turned into a "germaphobe" since becoming a mother, has also reportedly banned flowers and presents from the twins' nursery to ensure it remains spotless.

The source added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "She is also paranoid about hygiene. The twins' wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate area so they don't contaminate the babies' area. It may sound excessive but she only has her kids' best interests at heart and wants to give them the start in life she never had."

Earlier this week, it was claimed Jennifer is so terrified about the fraternal twins being exposed to germs she asks guests to use a special antiseptic hand lotion and don surgical masks before they enter the nursery.

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Jennifer Lopez 'blissful and happy'

Days after giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez seems to be happy with her new brood.

That is according to her long-time friend Elaine Goldsmith-Thomas, who produced Maid In Manhattan, in which the actress-singer starred.

"She sounds very peaceful and happy and blissful. She said, 'I can't take my eyes off them'," Ms Goldsmith-Thomas told People.com.

The 38-year-old and husband Marc Anthony welcomed their new additions - a girl, followed by a boy - shortly after midnight on Friday morning.

And Ms Goldsmith-Thomas revealed that parenthood is a dream come true for the couple, who have been married for more than three years.

"She and Marc are so ready for a family," she said.

"They love each other so much and built this beautiful life together.

"It feels like the only thing missing were these children, and now they have them. She really enjoyed her pregnancy."

The producer added: "She has been nesting. And she has been resting, which is different for her.

"She has really found a balance - before, it was a massive amount of work. Now she is so excited about these babies. Marc and Jennifer are twice blessed and they couldn't be happier."

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